Old-school Sitcom Addict Pillows

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Starvation Watching

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Goose escapes the tv.

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

June Brown

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

"We've got TV on demand."

According to this program, cows have four stomachs so they can digest the grasses they eat. You must be watching "Graze Anatomy."

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference

Myleene Klass

'Would you like a complimentary tour of purgatory?' - 'Yeah, okay.' - 'I have to say... it's more comfy than I'd imagined.' - 'Take a seat. Celebrity Big Brother is on.' - 'Oh, hold on. Can I change the channel, please?!' - 'I'll be back in a bit...'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Mensans Behaving Badly

"Good news! I'm renewing our relationship for a second season."

Further Sanctions

"'Game of Thrones' is finished George, get over it."

'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

Bob Crane - Spot the Difference

Perky Blinders