Old-school Sitcom Addict Gifts

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Goose escapes the tv.

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

"We've got TV on demand."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

Mensans Behaving Badly

Further Sanctions

"'Game of Thrones' is finished George, get over it."

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

"Good news! I'm renewing our relationship for a second season."

Bob Crane - Spot the Difference

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'