Classic Sitcom Enthusiast Gifts

Gilligan's Elevator.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

Dante Alighieri

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'

'Think how funny this would all be on a TV sitcom.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

The Grazy Bunch!

Eightysomething