Old School Sitcom Fan Gifts

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Nativity - The sitcom

Moon Line UP

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Mind control

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

'We had the perfect marriage until we took the magazine quiz.'

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

'Soup of the day, with extra flies, please.'

Rowan Atkinson.

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference

'Ralph finally got the remote control to work - his way.'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Tessa

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

Psychiatrist taps patient on head and says: 'Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again.'