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'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Moon Line UP

Nativity - The sitcom

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

Mind control

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

Rowan Atkinson.

'Soup of the day, with extra flies, please.'

Tessa

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Ralph finally got the remote control to work - his way.'

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'We had the perfect marriage until we took the magazine quiz.'

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

Psychiatrist taps patient on head and says: 'Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again.'

Mensans Behaving Badly