Tv Series Devotee Gifts

Ashton Kutcher

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Trial by Media

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Spoiler alert."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"What would you like to watch again?"

Starvation Watching

"No Hand Sanitiser"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

I see he's still "working" from home.

Menopause and the City

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Watching telly

Clownton Abbey

"God, I love this show!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

Man in office says to colleagues: "Yes, I am back from my trip to the States ? No, I did not watch Lost while I was there."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Sue Perkins

Charlie Sheen