Television Devotee Gifts

"Just a damned minute!"

The Sports Fanatic

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

'...Remember, it's only going to be broadcast once!'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"The following program was made possible by the usual suspects...."

Grave with satellite dish.

"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'There's nothing on.'

TV-Man

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

TV jester.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Solar Panel

"I now pronounce you man and couch."