Television Devotee T-Shirts

"Just a damned minute!"

The Sports Fanatic

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

'...Remember, it's only going to be broadcast once!'

"The following program was made possible by the usual suspects...."

Grave with satellite dish.

"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"

Television Readers.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'There's nothing on.'

TV jester.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Make your resolutions achievable.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

100 best beheadings

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

Solar Panel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'