Tv Show Devotee Gifts

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"You're watching the Baseless Enthusiasm Network. Hot Damn!"

"She died doing what she loved."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Modern Major General

Theatre Crowd

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Shakespeare Street

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Starvation Watching

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Bunny Pranks

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Two Daleks fighting

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Moliere

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Gore Vidal

Michael Moore