Tv Drama Devotee Gifts

"You've been watching too many of those CSI shows."

"You can't video the football. I'm taping Coronation Street on the other side."

Runaway Bride.

'They cancelled my soaps so that he can give a speech? I hope he doesn't think I'll vote for him.'

"Benedict will learn that Shana is his daughter. Mike will resign from the police force because of his involvement with Carla. Jim will share a kiss with Nora after accusing Hope of having a fling with Nate to spite Derek. Philip and his sidekick Addis

"Has 'Lifetime' taught us nothing?"

'...And tune in at eleven tonight for a special report on whatever happens next!'

"There's nothing wrong with me, we're just making another TV hospital drama."

"Oh, so NOW you switch the captions off!"

Modern Major General

Mikado

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Shakespeare Street

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Henrik Ibsen

Moliere

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Watching telly

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."