Daytime Drama Devotee Gifts

'This is my window on the world - I'll start your dinner when the adverts come on!'

"Mom can't talk now. She's watching her soap."

Modern Major General

Mikado

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Henrik Ibsen,

Shakespeare Street

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Starvation Watching

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Expanded Limited Investigation

Henrik Ibsen

Moliere

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Bertolt Brecht

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Gore Vidal

Noir kitty.

"I wish school was more like TV."