Dinner Time Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"How's everything?"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Don't ever go in there - The waiters are all mimes!"

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"Slop again?!"

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

'Maybe we should try killing them first, and then cooking them.'

"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.

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