Dinner Time Dramatics Gifts

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

The Perfect Foil

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

"How was the food sir?"

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'

"It's blank!!"

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"