Dinner Time Dramatics Pillows

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

The Perfect Foil

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'...and could you refill the vinegar - Genius here thinks it's the wine.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"How was the food sir?"

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"