Dinner Time Dramatist Pillows

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

The Perfect Foil

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"What will change my life?"

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'