Dinner Time Comic Pillows

Opie Ate

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"It's blank!!"

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

'There's a problem with dinner - the roast didn't.'

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

If I don't make a sound, he won't notice.

"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."