Dinner Time Comic Prints

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'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

'There's a problem with dinner - the roast didn't.'

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

"It's blank!!"

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

If I don't make a sound, he won't notice.

"I wish my hemorrhoid would shrink."