Dinner Time Laughs Pillows

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

"Waiter! - this soup tastes funny!"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'What's the special?'

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

'How many times have I told you not to talk with your mouth full?'

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'

At The Skinny Customer Restaurant

'If it tastes just like chicken... I'd rather have chicken.'

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

'If I'm not mistaken; aren't these the left-overs from last night's left-overs, from...'