Dinner Time Laughs Gifts

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

"Waiter! - this soup tastes funny!"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"Knife...fork..."

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

'How many times have I told you not to talk with your mouth full?'

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'What's the special?'

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'

'If I'm not mistaken; aren't these the left-overs from last night's left-overs, from...'

'Everyone loves Christmas...except the turkey!'

'If it tastes just like chicken... I'd rather have chicken.'