Dinner Time Dramatist Gifts

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

The Perfect Foil

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'...and could you refill the vinegar - Genius here thinks it's the wine.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"What will change my life?"

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"