Dinner Time Gifts

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

"It's blank!!"

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."