Dinner Time Devotees Gifts

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'How would you like your toast?'

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"A votre sante!"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

You know, Lars, you really should ask the waiter for a whine list. If it weren't for the fact that I can see the spelling in your word balloon, that insult would have gone right over my head.

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Just a drop."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."