Dinner Time Devotees Gifts

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'How would you like your toast?'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"A votre sante!"

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"Just a drop."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'