Tv Dinner Devotee Gifts

"Bless these chops, these peas, and these potatoes, both actual and couch."

TV dinner

Three square meals a day.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'How would you like your toast?'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"A votre sante!"

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Watching telly

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Just a drop."