Tv Dinners Gifts

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

Traditional Family Meals

"Honey, will you let the dog in? When your 3-Bean Salad kicks in, I'll need someone to blame."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

The Butlers Ball.

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"How was the food sir?"

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

'When you invited me out fot dinner, I thought you meant...' 'Shhh!'

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

"Oh, dear me. No, no – I meant the Chehalem 2006, not the $2,006."