Television Dinner Devotee Gifts

"What are we cannibals?"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'How would you like your toast?'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"A votre sante!"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

Watching telly

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."