Dinner Devotee Gifts

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Dear, you have to get better. It´s almost time to prepare our dinner.'

Lunch is for Shrimps

"No! I'm NOT pregnant. I just ate dinner..."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'How would you like your toast?'

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Champagne Charlie.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"A votre sante!"

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.