Dining Devotee Gifts

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Hey! You didn't drink your water!"

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"Looks like the server is down again."

"Table for five."

'I'm sorry sir, but this is the non-croaking area.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'Don't leave a tip.' 'I had one of your fish fingers.'

Elevator button for bar & grill.

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

'What do I recommend?.. Now you're talking.|

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."