Dinner Devotee T-Shirts

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Dear, you have to get better. It´s almost time to prepare our dinner.'

Lunch is for Shrimps

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'How would you like your toast?'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

Champagne Charlie.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"A votre sante!"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Just a drop."

A train's dining car is a diner.