Dinner Date Devotee T-Shirts

"Hold that afterthought!"

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"You've got some beard in your food."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

The Bare Minimum

'How would you like your toast?'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"A votre sante!"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Tasty bird.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"