Date Night Devotee T-Shirts

'Am I sexy yet?'

'No, he won't be attending your car club meeting tonight. He's agreed to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me!'

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

'Honestly Gary, I wish you'd show a bit more trust....'

'I'm not really much of a mover.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Spoiler alert, I've finished!"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"I gave up 'Seinfeld' tonight so no hanky panky stuff."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Do you mind?"

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Drive in movies.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Film Lovers.

Love Trap

Romance

Heart to heart talk.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."