Dating Scene Devotee T-Shirts

'I like being tied up.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"She's just being Koi."

"Bravo!"

You're the olive in my martini

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"I just love a nice knight out."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

3D Theatre

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Alligator Bars

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Hold that afterthought!"

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

"Hey! Green eyes!"

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'No, he won't be attending your car club meeting tonight. He's agreed to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me!'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

'Honestly Gary, I wish you'd show a bit more trust....'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"Huge fan."

Chick Magnet

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'