Dating Scene Devotee T-Shirts

'I like being tied up.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Bravo!"

"She's just being Koi."

You're the olive in my martini

"I just love a nice knight out."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

3D Theatre

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Alligator Bars

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Am I sexy yet?'

"Hold that afterthought!"

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Hey! Green eyes!"

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'No, he won't be attending your car club meeting tonight. He's agreed to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me!'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

'Honestly Gary, I wish you'd show a bit more trust....'

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

"Huge fan."

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

Chick Magnet

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'