Dating Devotee T-Shirts

"Hey! Green eyes!"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Thomas Hardy

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

You're the olive in my martini

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

The Blob's Blog.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Church Restoration Fund.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Michael Moore

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

Dear Diary