Dating Devotee Pillows

"Hey! Green eyes!"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Thomas Hardy

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

You're the olive in my martini

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

The Blob's Blog.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Church Restoration Fund.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Dear Diary

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."