Love Devotee Pillows

Queue to propose.

You're the olive in my martini

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Television Readers.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

"I love these old decorations!"

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Scot holding a heart.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

One book... One book... One book...

'The coalition of the willing.'

Michael Moore

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"Room for bigger presents."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.