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Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Modern Major General

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Thomas Hardy

Shakespeare Street

You're the olive in my martini

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Bonk!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Pull and all nighter...

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

The Blob's Blog.

Moliere

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Henrik Ibsen

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Dear Diary

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."