Dream Devotee Gifts

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Modern Major General

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Thomas Hardy

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

You're the olive in my martini

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"Bonk!"

Shakespeare Street

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Starvation Watching

Pull and all nighter...

The Blob's Blog.

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Moliere

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Bertolt Brecht

Dear Diary

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Gore Vidal