Love Devotee Gifts

Queue to propose.

You're the olive in my martini

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Television Readers.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Thomas Hardy

"I love these old decorations!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Scot holding a heart.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

One book... One book... One book...

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'The coalition of the willing.'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Room for bigger presents."

"Hey! Green eyes!"