Fantasy Devotee Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Damsel and squashed rescuer

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Fourth Little Pig

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Toadstools

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Lady of the bath...

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Desert Island BBQ

Raincloud Umbrella

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

ET Mishap

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea