Fantasy Devotee Prints

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Damsel and squashed rescuer

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

The Fourth Little Pig

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Toadstools

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Lady of the bath...

Desert Island BBQ

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

ET Mishap

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea