Daydream Devotee Gifts

'I think I'm introverted. Because the fake conversations I have in my head with people are so much better than real conversations.'

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

"Reality is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Fishing for Birds

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Pull and all nighter...

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Thought Cloud

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Jesus Christ

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

'We're counting any daydreaming in the office as vacation time.'

I Drew a Hot Guy

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife