Dawn Devotee Pillows

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

'Yes, I've been up at the crack of dawn my whole life: Seen every single sunrise...'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Modern Major General

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Thomas Hardy

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

You're the olive in my martini

Shakespeare Street

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Lady Macbeth

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Starvation Watching

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

The Blob's Blog.

Henrik Ibsen

Moliere

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Dear Diary