Downton Devotee Pillows

Downtrodden Abbey

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Today's special... donuts.

Modern Major General

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

You're the olive in my martini

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Shakespeare Street

"Bonk!"

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Starvation Watching

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'We had to donwsize.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

Two Daleks fighting

Moliere

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Henrik Ibsen

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."