Downton Devotee Pillows

Downtrodden Abbey

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Today's special... donuts.

Modern Major General

Thomas Hardy

"Bonk!"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Shakespeare Street

You're the olive in my martini

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'We had to donwsize.'

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Two Daleks fighting

Moliere

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Henrik Ibsen

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."