Discovery Devotee Pillows

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Bonk!"

Columbus Breaking the Egg.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Thomas Hardy

Courage. Love.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

You're the olive in my martini

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Two Daleks fighting

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

One book... One book... One book...

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment