Discovery Devotees Pillows

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Thomas Hardy

Courage. Love.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

One book... One book... One book...

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

War and Peace

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

Hey! This is good in a first meeting. A frank exchange of opinion!