Self-discovery Devotee Pillows

"As he looked around Jeremy could not help but feel he was the only one without a porpoise in life."

My consciousness vs my ego

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Bonk!"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Is this who I am?"

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Planned service changes

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Truth

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."