Self-discovery Devotee Gifts

"As he looked around Jeremy could not help but feel he was the only one without a porpoise in life."

My consciousness vs my ego

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

The Map of the Human Heart

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Is this who I am?"

"Bonk!"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Planned service changes

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Truth