Self-discovery Aficionado Gifts

Bloke - Know Your Anus.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Planned service changes

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

Reflection (with bubbles)

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

Steve found himself on his travels.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

Motorway of the Self

'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

Here's Waldo

$875,000 later.