Self-discovery Aficionado Gifts

Bloke - Know Your Anus.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Planned service changes

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

Reflection (with bubbles)

Steve found himself on his travels.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'

Motorway of the Self

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

$875,000 later.

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

Here's Waldo

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'