Self-surprise Enthusiast Gifts

Stan tries to have a surprise birthday party for himself.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Surprise!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Channelling on the Cheap

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.