Self-surprise Enthusiast Prints

Stan tries to have a surprise birthday party for himself.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Surprise!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Channelling on the Cheap

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.