"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."
Surprise Aficionado Gifts
Surprise aficionados thrive on the thrill of the unexpected. If you’re searching for a gift that celebrates their love of surprises, explore our range of clever and charming items. From humorous mugs to eye-catching prints, our products are designed to delight any surprise lover with a sense of humor and wonder. Whether it’s their birthday or just a spontaneous gesture, a surprise enthusiast will appreciate the playful spirit embedded in each gift, making every day a little more exciting.
Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.
Here he comes! Shhh …. Jack-in-the-box surprise party.
'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'
"Yikes! You scared me. Don't ever sneak up on me like that again!"
"I know you didn't order a pizza. We're delivering this on spec."
"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."
"I never dreamed we'd migrate."
"Surprise!"
'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'
"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."
Jeff Tweedy caricature.
"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."
"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."
'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'
"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"
'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'
ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!
"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"
Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!
'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'
A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.
"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."
"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"
"Woah - random!"
'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'
"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."
Love Potion
"Woof"
Surprise Party
'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'
'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'
'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'
Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?
"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."
Surprise Aficionado Gifts Collection
Surprise Aficionado Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for surprise lovers, each designed to add a splash of humor and unexpected charm to their morning routine.
Surprise Aficionado Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate the love of surprises, adding a whimsical touch to any home or office space.
Surprise Aficionado Prints
Brighten their walls with prints that cherish the unexpected—perfect for any surprise enthusiast's collection.
Surprise Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover playful t-shirts perfect for surprise aficionados—wear a smile and a sense of humor everywhere they go.